Who's that waddlin'down the street?

It's just me'cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Every picture of me's

Gotta be an aerial view

Now my doctor tells me

There's just one thing left to do--



Grapefruit Diet (diet!)

Throw out the pizza and beer

Grapefruit Diet (diet!)

Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Might seem a little severe

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

I'm gettin'tired of my big fat rear

Blow, Fatty!



Well, I used to Live on Chocolate sauce

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

Walked down an alley and I got stuck

I got more rolls then a pastry truck

When I'm all done eating

I eat a little more

When I leave a room

First I gotta grease the door



Grapefruit diet (Diet!)

Can't have another éclair

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)

I gatta decrease my derriere



I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet



No more pie now

No more créme brulee

Lay off the gravy

And souffle

No french-fri-yi-yies now

No ice cream parfait

Mr. Cheese Nacho

Stay away

Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a tripled patty mill

But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.



Grapefruit diet (Diet!)

Lay off the 3 Musketeers

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)

Until my big booty disappears

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)

I'll eat 'em till they're comin'out of my ears

Grapefruit diet (Diet!)

'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years



I'm on a Grapefruit diet

I'm on a Grapefruit diet

I'm on a Grapefruit diet